The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from.
Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
What is success? It is a toy balloon among children armed with pins.
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled.