I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home.
True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.
The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.
In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.