When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.