I was eating beans by candle light for a decade.
I was a class clown since second grade.
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.
I like Velvet Underground, but I was never really hardcore into them. I like them, and I like Nico, but I won't front like I'm super knowledgeable. I just never got around to it.