The biggest hurdle is figuring out who your friends are. Your real friends.
I'd like to be the ambassador to the Bahamas.
I make bad choices. I've got such dodgy tastes in men.
Actually, I'm 130, but 125 is what I put on my resume, because that's what I look like I weigh.
Don't forget to vote for Bill Clinton and Al Gore. Stay home if you're voting for Dole.