I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.