I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.