There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.