For a straight man, I seem to have to kiss an awful lot of men!
I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground.
The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction.
You've got to grab every opportunity that comes up.
People seem to think I'm Satan.