I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.
Some days I'm lucky to squeeze out a page of copy that pleases me, but I get as many as six or seven pages on a very good day; the average is probably three pages.
Nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damn fool.
I really believe that everyone has a talent, ability, or skill that he can mine to support himself and to succeed in life.
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.