What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.