Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.