There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.
I have an editor in my head, that's why I can't read Harry Potter, because Rowling is such a lousy writer.
I want to know what they look like, their height, and colouring, physique and speech pattens.
It's a dead give away of an inexperienced writer if every character speaks with the same voice.