My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.