You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.