In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.
When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.
I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.