You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.
The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.
I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out.