Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
I worship the quicksand he walks in.